Once there was a bear who lived in the mountains and he was a bit lonely, so he went down from the mountains. He found a moosefarm and said hello to the mooses and they said hello back. They gave him some sticks to put on his head so he looked like a moose. But then the moose farmer came and locked the mooses in their pen to sleep. He didn't realise that the bear wasn't a moose! But the bear didn't mind because he liked being a moose and he wasn't lonely anymore. So he stayed being a moose forever! And that's where the word moosebear comes from.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.