Moonwards
Moonwards by RYANSMITH146 December 2, 2009
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Moontard
The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.
Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009
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moontard
a. A moon faced retard.
or
b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.
first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
or
b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.
first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
moonyandstars
moonyandstars by OllieJamesP September 5, 2021
Goonwards
For Normies: Metaphorically moving, heading, or shifting towards a state of complete goon. A person either does something that connected to gooning or just goes poggers.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.
A person 1: I feel like gooning.
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..
BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..
BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma
Goonwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 14, 2026
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.