From monkey's arse. A more polite way of saying that you don't give a fuck/shit. Often used on television programmes shown before nine.
Hollie: Ruddy Hell! You're such a muppit.
Tom: I don't give a monkey's what you think.
A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.
"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"
Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"I wish I had a Monkey!"
British slang term £500 (Five Hundred Pounds). Invented in the 19th century when British solders occupying India used 500 rupee notes which had monkeys printed on them. The term was then converted into sterling as soldiers returned to their civilian lives.
Man1: How much you selling your car for?
Man2: I want a monkey for it.
mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"
2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.
You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X