the most awesome animal to ever appear on Earth
by kubleeka December 7, 2010
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"Wanna pet my monkey?"-Mike Myers on SNL skit called "Sprockets".
by Jay A April 23, 2003
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When the male swings his genitalia around the female
Girl:WOW that monkey was awesome!!
Guy: AYYY
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1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy

2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours

3) slang term for genitals

4)cockney slang for £500

5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!

2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!

Yeh?

Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...

3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!

4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!

5)You lil' monkey!
by the all knowing dude September 1, 2005
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n. Not a piano

adj. Lacking qualification in order to be considered chicken
n. "Not a piano".

adj. "When I breathe purple comes out".
by Glennifer May 9, 2005
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