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29.
mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
by the_rorz August 05, 2009
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30.
An evil creature that inhabits ones closet.
There's an evil monkey in my closet.
by Eilidh May 10, 2004
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31.
Referees to cops and how they always travel together like Monkeys!
Yoo lets hop the train! Chill the monkeys are right there!
by Alrx5091 May 30, 2013
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Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
by pw_ninja September 04, 2009
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33.
Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"
by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008
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34.
slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.
You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X
by austinrf7 December 09, 2006
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35.
A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.
I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate
by sharmasaab21 June 30, 2013
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