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wow he has a big monkey
by A_p January 28, 2009
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1. Someone who is completely useless (insult)

2. An animal who swings around in trees

3. Slang for the vagina

1. "Steve, you are such a monkey!"

2. "Oooo, Did you see that monkey?"

3. "Apparently Stephanies got a tight monkey"
by Zack Jefferson November 03, 2007
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slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.
You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X
by austinrf7 December 09, 2006
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verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
by juztin April 04, 2006
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Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
by pw_ninja September 04, 2009
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An adorable primate that likes to goof around and play. They are very smart and like to imitate human behavior.
The monkey at the zoo did the same thing Ryan did.
by PF April 10, 2003
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From monkey's arse. A more polite way of saying that you don't give a fuck/shit. Often used on television programmes shown before nine.
Hollie: Ruddy Hell! You're such a muppit.
Tom: I don't give a monkey's what you think.
by Lalalaura July 19, 2005
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