by crazyfock November 5, 2003
Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.
"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
by Bob Homes March 3, 2006
An adorable primate that likes to goof around and play. They are very smart and like to imitate human behavior.
by PF April 10, 2003
1. Someone who is completely useless (insult)
2. An animal who swings around in trees
3. Slang for the vagina
2. An animal who swings around in trees
3. Slang for the vagina
1. "Steve, you are such a monkey!"
2. "Oooo, Did you see that monkey?"
3. "Apparently Stephanies got a tight monkey"
2. "Oooo, Did you see that monkey?"
3. "Apparently Stephanies got a tight monkey"
by Zack Jefferson November 3, 2007
1. addiction, usually herion or anything that will cause withdrawal... or that you can't quit.
2. obssession or compulsion you can't get rid of.
2. obssession or compulsion you can't get rid of.
by Mr. Sporades February 25, 2005
by Monke_lover69 March 7, 2022
Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)
by Law. March 16, 2005