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99.
A womens vagina (better known as pussy)
Let me ram my dick in your monkey.
by Katy the white girl July 26, 2006
 
100.
1. Used to refer to a female's private parts
1. Brian told me that Chad likes to eat that monkey
2. Shake that monkey hoe (too short)
by Portia January 02, 2005
 
101.
A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.
Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.
by James March 08, 2004
 
102.
someone who has sub-human intelligence.
"Isn't it sad that we have two monkeys running for president right now?"
by SeanH October 05, 2004
 
103.
A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles
Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY

Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey
by Teh H4><()R August 23, 2004
 
104.
someone who is obviously on crystal meth or crank.
example: "I can tell he is monkey, you don't wanna date someone who is monkey"
by monkey free December 19, 2003
 
105.
A crazy simian that tries every crappy dance on its mind and gets killed at the end.
That monkey stole my clothes and jumped down into an acid pool.
by Anonymous May 09, 2003