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The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you
by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009
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"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'
by Mo Bessman October 22, 2007
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Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.
Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.
by greyhat December 18, 2014
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The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.
Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.
by leccytrader1 May 11, 2017
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