Minge Crickets 

Crabs, of the genital variety.

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.

Minge Crickets by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011

playing cricket down a mine 

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

playing cricket down a mine by listypoos September 30, 2004