mince

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Mince

1. A word used to offend someone
2. When someone is being stupid

Eve: is mount everest in the uk
Caitlin: no haha, youre Such a mince!

by Anon_12_ January 28, 2017

Minced

To be completely and utterly shredded. To have extremely low body fat percentage and to have extreme muscle definition.

Hey jimmy are you dieting right now?

Yeah, I’m carb cycling. I’m gonna get minced.

by Bigpeepeejew February 6, 2020

mince

A camp strut, typically performed by limp-wristed, overweight homosexual men who look as though they are being pulled along by the scrotum

Many people in Brighton like to mince up and down the high street

Alan Carr is a prime mincer

by Gladtobe November 22, 2012

Mince

The highest form of praise anything can recieve
It goes as follows:
Shite
Bad
Average
Good
Exellent
Legendary
Mince

There is no higher form of greatness, comes from a combination of the words immense and mint.

"So was the film any good then?"
"It was amazing, i would go as far to say it was legendary"
"Thats not good enough, it was absolutely mince!"

by PlipandPlop June 3, 2007

Mince

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'

Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn

by johhnyboygomez June 8, 2005

mincing

Mincing is an act carried out usually in the lesbian communtity, it consists of thrusting your right fist down and spinning clockwise, then thrusting the left fist down and spinning anti-clockwise. Whilst doing this you must grind your hips to the rhythm of your hands.

"I'm going to mince her right up."
Or
"I'm mincing to get home."
Or
"Yeah, I minced some girl last night."

by k&zzzzzzz November 25, 2011