Midget muncher 

a man or a woman who have a midget/little people fetish

Did you know that Tracy was a midget muncher

Midget muncher by horsemilk123 January 20, 2009

Midget Minge Muncher 

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

Midget Minge Muncher by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010