Midgestitute Share definition Flag A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services. "I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price." Midgestitute by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Midgestitute mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch