Microchode
A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010
Microchode
A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010
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Microchode
Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.
Microchode by Vazdan February 21, 2026
Microphone Spamming
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008
microphone check
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013
Kurt Cobain's Microphone
A shotgun.
*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Kurt Cobain's Microphone by Sieffy March 21, 2017
Microphone check
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
Microphone check by all_good_daze June 15, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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