The best college football team. In 2001 they were one of the best teams of all time. They have 5 national championships (as many as all the other colleges in FL combined) and they have been to 10 national championships. They have more first-round drafts into the NFL than any other college team. They will kick any other teams ass if they get the chance. Their mascot is an ibis named Sebastian. They are located in Miami, Florida and now play in the Dolphin Stadium after the orange bowl was deconstructed. They are part of the ACC (Atlantic Coastal Conference) The current head coach is Randy Shannon, a former Defensive Coordinator and a former player.
1. Go Hurricanes!
2. Man, I wish the Canes would win a 6th championship and get back on top!
3. Its all about the "U"!
4. The Miami Hurricanes are the best team ever!
by Emperor_Ownage July 24, 2009
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A group of thugs who fight the University of Florida International, using a helmet as a weapon.
They acted like the Miami Hurricanes - complete heathens.
by Tommy Rich October 15, 2006
Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
by Saweeet July 13, 2006
Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
by Saweeet July 13, 2006
1. The "mascot" of a supposed college football program located in Coral Gables, FL, that actually is a semi-pro team since the alumni pay for their athletes and hence, their national championships.
2. What low class, poor, ghetto dwelling thugs think the University of Miami is actually called because:
a) They don't realize it's actually a school of higher learning and not a pro team
b) They have never been to the campus (or any campus for that matter)
c) They couldn't find Coral Gables, FL on a map
d) They could never afford to take a class at the school anyway.
3. The college football program that is most envious of the years of dominance that the Florida State University football program enjoyed during the late 80's and throughout the 90's, setting several NCAA records and winning two national championships while stringing together an unprecedented 14 straight top 5 finishes and bowl appearances.
4. The college football program located in Coral Gables, FL that will spend 2-3 years atop the polls, then runs out of money to pay players, and sinks to the level of an also-ran team that loses annually to West Virginia and Virginia Tech until they can save enough money up to pay for more pro caliber players. In addition, at least once per decade, they will be placed on NCAA probation.
Florida State Fan: ...and I'll also have a double cheese burger, and a large coke.
Miami Hurricanes Fan: Yassuh...right away suh. What else you be wantin' suh???
by HoMaster May 14, 2005
The college version of the cincinatti bengals
During team meetings the miami hurricanes come up with alibis
by badgersfan September 23, 2007
Fornicating in the doggie position over a toilet bowl with the girls head in the bowl, when climax occurs you pull out, flush the toilet (giving the girl a swirly) and ejaculating towards the bowl aiming at her face.
I was giving it to this girl in the bathroom and I thought: "What a great opportunity to give her the Miami Hurricane"
by ythelastmatt September 10, 2011
Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?

Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
by Canes suck December 28, 2011
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