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A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.
Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.
by Peter McAllister April 01, 2007
The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU
What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.
by Bill May 02, 2004
FSU is located in a town filled with the finest women in america, a C+ football team, and where everybody is drunk 24/7! oh yeah..we sometimes go to class too
"did florida state win today?"
"who cares we're drunk!"
"...damn she's fine!, must go to Florida State University"
by aBrotha January 22, 2009
The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.
That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.
by Steve Spurrier June 30, 2004
FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.
John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

by Steve-O11505 December 24, 2006
a public Florida college in Talahassee for rednecks. everyone there is either a dirty hick or "ghetto"
my wife who is also my sister goes to Florida State University with me
by Expendable February 02, 2009
Behind FAMU, is easily the worst college in Florida. They try to keep up with superior rival, The University of Florida, but they can't. The only people that attend this school are dumb ass hicks and black people that can't get into the much better academic school, UF. The only bright spot that has to do with FSU is it's slutty black chicks, who even though weigh an average of 300 pounds and usually have around 2 or 3 STDs, are prized possesions at this shit school. Don't go here, unless you don't want to get hired by any employer in the future. Florida State cannot, has not, and will not ever compare to Gator Nation in any way, no matter how much their students claim that FSU>UF because of their first head to head football win in 7 years.
Florida State University fan:"Dude UF sucks, we beat them in football this year!!"
Superior UF fan:"Chill bro, winning isnt that great but hey, i guess your still getting used to it."
by chancers January 15, 2011