A drinking school with a football problem.

1) A relatively new school that has been building and expanding exponentially more than most other universities in the country.

2) The University of Central Florida

3) A large university, which (like all large universities) has it's share of intelligent people and complete dumb-asses. Unfortunately the dumb-asses happen to be louder, always.

4) A school that 90% of it's students take for granted. If they have actually visited other state's regional schools, they'd find out that they were pretty lucky to be at UCF.

5) Home of some pretty bad sports, due mostly to the fact that Orlando is so apathetic that they would rather support the Gators (who don't need more fans) than help build their own college athletics program.

(Under Construction Forever) univeristy in orlando florida that is frowing at rapid rates.

a backlot school in walt disney country home to the largest population of apparently friendly but ruthlessly vicious gray squirrels in the southeast. While on campus, keep a lookout for the football team... they can often be found holding their weekly fashion show and ballet class on the free-speech lawn (Usually immediately following a lost game-ie all the time). If you see the elusive greeks steer clear as you will soon either be doused in alcohol or vomit.

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

You
Can't
Finish

As other's have stated UCF is a college in Orlando Florida. Due to proximity many Orlando locals see it as a natural option after graduating from one of the local community colleges. Howver, students are often shocked to find the two-four years they expect to spend there are often tripled or quadrupled hence the U Can'f Finish legend!