The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...
Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
by Beoreview November 20, 2011
Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.
I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.
by ThunderBlizzard April 18, 2008
A car you purchase, maintain, and drive with pride as you are whipping an example of the finest and oldest marque in automotive history. Known for their style, performance and industry-leading innovation, Benzes are for real boys who aspire to set themselves apart from all the other undesireables on the road. If you want to be a buster or not have the best cars ever made, buy a BMW or AUDI because they're wack.
Witness: Damn, your CL55 ///AMG Mercedes-Benz just romped all over that M5 and RS6. It was awesome.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
by DEEZ NUUUTZZZ January 10, 2016
A german car manufacturer that produces expensive luxury cars, good looking cars that are very unreliable, and when they break down, it will cost more than a honda to fix them.
by imfromdearborn September 4, 2006
Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.
by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004
A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".
Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"
by takethathill August 19, 2006
Not as blind as BMW drivers, but the drivers of these cars see you as a filthy peasant. See Daimler Chrysler
by slimebaww March 26, 2017