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A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".
I saw a modded Cobra get smoked by a stock Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG
by Adrian Krynski November 10, 2003
 
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The world leader of automotive innovation and technology.
The world leader of automotive innovation and technology, Mercedes-Benz, continues to set the bench mark for what a car should be with its combination of style, safety and engineering.
by Wass11 October 30, 2011
 
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The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...

Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
by Beoreview November 19, 2011
 
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The drivers of Mercedes-benz are the MOST STUCK UP drivers in the world. Even if they're driving a 20 year old beat up benz they have the largest ego and attitude of anyone on the road.
I was in a new jag and I had Mercedes-Benz Drivers giving me snooty looks like they were better than me.
by Kfed.. March 21, 2008
 
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Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.
I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti
by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004
 
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A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".
Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"
by takethathill August 19, 2006