takethathill's definitions

Mercedes-Benz

A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".

Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

uk

The UK is short for United Kingdom. The UK and the USA are great friends. The UK has a Queen that all citizens of the USA think highly of. The UK also had a Princess Diane, Princess Diane had questionable morals and some think Prince Charles made a bad mistake, we all hope that the offsprings turn out ok. The USA and the UK are fighting terrorism together. Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK and displays much courage. The UK had a great leader during WWII, Winston Churchill he too displayed much courage.

The UK and the USA have much in common.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

one night in bangkok

One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

california rolling stop

This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.

That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

al gore

Al Gore is Egores younger brother.

Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.

by takethathill August 18, 2006

cindy sheehan

An old woman with no job and a very limited education, so she decides to get a little press by protesting George W. Bush & the war on terrorism. Some think she is a double agent secretly working for the republicans. It appears to be another brilliant plan devised by that devious Carl Rowe. If this is true, its working like a charm. Only 5 members of congress voted to pull out of Iraq when they had the opportunity.

Cindy Sheehan is now in Texas camping out with Randy Rhodes they had a bonding experience.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

Randy Rhodes

Randy Rhodes is a radio talk show host on Air America. She has very liberal points of view. She is kinda cute. The problem is no one can listen to her anger for any more than about 5 minutes. She has huge anger management issues.

Last I heard Randy Rhodes was still on Air America.
Air America appears to be in big trouble.

by takethathill August 20, 2006