takethathill's definitions

Mercedes-Benz

A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".

Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

uk

The UK is short for United Kingdom. The UK and the USA are great friends. The UK has a Queen that all citizens of the USA think highly of. The UK also had a Princess Diane, Princess Diane had questionable morals and some think Prince Charles made a bad mistake, we all hope that the offsprings turn out ok. The USA and the UK are fighting terrorism together. Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK and displays much courage. The UK had a great leader during WWII, Winston Churchill he too displayed much courage.

The UK and the USA have much in common.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

new orleans

New Orleans is a city on the Gulf Coast of the United States. The people that live in New Orleans are mostly unemployed and lazy. Lots of drug dealers, crime and everything else that goes along with drugs.
New Orleans is a city that is below sea level and flood prone. After hurricane Katrina about half of the people left the city and went to other citys to sell drugs, steal and live off of welfare.

New Orleans will be completely under water within 50 years.

by takethathill August 28, 2006

george w. bush

George W. Bush is the 43rd president of the United States(2006). GWB will go down as the president that opened the United States gates wide to the Mexicans and South Americans. The USA now has by some estimates 12 million Mexicans. It is estimated that by 2050 the USA will have 100 million Mexicans (8 times what the USA has now) , legal and illegal. Since Mexicans have 6-8 children within the next 25 years (2075) the USA will be 65% Mexican, 23% White, and the remainder other races. The USA is becoming a 3rd World country at a rapid rate.

George W. Bush must like Mexican food a lot.

by takethathill August 21, 2006

one night in bangkok

One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

black leaders

Black leaders is a term used for the leader of the Black people in the USA. The two most commonly named black leaders in the USA are Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson. Both are reverend

Black leaders are to Black people in the USA as Indian Chiefs are to Indians in the USA.

by takethathill August 27, 2006

rain forest

Formerly called Jungles, but the PC crowd (liberals) decided Jungles was a bad word. Brings to mind black people running around naked swinging through trees. Rain forest on the other hand makes us think of tall magnificent trees, beautiful flowers and friendly animals.

Lets go for a walk in the rain forest.
This sux, the bugs are eating me up in this rain forest.
Tarzin don't live in the Jungle, you fool, he lives in the the rain forest.
I liked the Jungle better, it rains all the time in this rain forest.
I live in the Urban rain forest right next to the KFC.

by takethathill August 18, 2006