takethathill's definitions

cindy sheehan

An old woman with no job and a very limited education, so she decides to get a little press by protesting George W. Bush & the war on terrorism. Some think she is a double agent secretly working for the republicans. It appears to be another brilliant plan devised by that devious Carl Rowe. If this is true, its working like a charm. Only 5 members of congress voted to pull out of Iraq when they had the opportunity.

Cindy Sheehan is now in Texas camping out with Randy Rhodes they had a bonding experience.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

Mercedes-Benz

A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".

Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

uk

The UK is short for United Kingdom. The UK and the USA are great friends. The UK has a Queen that all citizens of the USA think highly of. The UK also had a Princess Diane, Princess Diane had questionable morals and some think Prince Charles made a bad mistake, we all hope that the offsprings turn out ok. The USA and the UK are fighting terrorism together. Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK and displays much courage. The UK had a great leader during WWII, Winston Churchill he too displayed much courage.

The UK and the USA have much in common.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

california rolling stop

This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.

That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

black leaders

Black leaders is a term used for the leader of the Black people in the USA. The two most commonly named black leaders in the USA are Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson. Both are reverend

Black leaders are to Black people in the USA as Indian Chiefs are to Indians in the USA.

by takethathill August 27, 2006

running on empty

A Jackson Browne song.

Running on empty, running to the sun.

by takethathill August 21, 2006

rain forest

Formerly called Jungles, but the PC crowd (liberals) decided Jungles was a bad word. Brings to mind black people running around naked swinging through trees. Rain forest on the other hand makes us think of tall magnificent trees, beautiful flowers and friendly animals.

Lets go for a walk in the rain forest.
This sux, the bugs are eating me up in this rain forest.
Tarzin don't live in the Jungle, you fool, he lives in the the rain forest.
I liked the Jungle better, it rains all the time in this rain forest.
I live in the Urban rain forest right next to the KFC.

by takethathill August 18, 2006