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Men
Men are very misintrepreted creatures in this world. Mostly from the Hollywood idea or "sterotypical" theory that they are useless, perves, only think about sex, bang as many women as they can, have no emotional connections, don't care about a girl's feelings, are dominate all the time, sexist, and many many more things.
Many men in this world are exactly like that, or fit under at least one definition that's bad. But, many of them are caring, emotional, fun, and don't just think about their wants. They don't just want to "fuck" a girl and they have respect. I'm so tired of stupid girls who are all jacked up and being overly emotional about themselves. Grow up and get a husband. Men who complain about girls being too emotional or selfish have all the right in the world because look at some of the girls around us! Not all of girls are like that though, so don't say we all are. But its unfair for girls to say all men are horrible when look at all the women. Men do want real love no matter what anyone says about that. Some of them are just too insecure and cover their real feelings up with nasty jokes, sexual disrespect, and sexism. We will always need men to "reproduce" and to share pleasure with. And no, we don't all just want sex as some emotional loving joy and all for our feelings, but for fun and pleasure too. Don't assume that. If men want to say otherwise, then they too can just go right under the sterotypical category and it won't matter because there's already dozens in there. But, high fives for men. We need them, we love them, we couldn't function without them.
Fag: All men suck, they just want sex.
Me: No, your just mad because you can't get any.
Fag: Oh, but men still suck.
Me: Screw You.
by JoeandJane June 08, 2007
 
44.
Men
Men, We don't know what we did wrong.
Female: I HATE YOU
Men: ...?
by FsdasD April 23, 2011
 
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MEN
MEN stands for, My Enormous Nigger
yo u see tht black guy hes MEN
by taytaykilla July 30, 2009
 
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Men
Another way of saying mates, friends, group.
Me and my men are going to the pub to pick up some seedy mingas, what are you doing?
by mangin24.7 July 28, 2009
 
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men
the male version of a species
often misunderstood

Women constantly say men are dogs but have you ever looked at it from their side? Imagine trying to be nice to women all your life and constantly being dissed. Imagine trying to be gentle and caring only to end up becoming that "friend". Imagine breaking your neck to get a job so you can by nice things to inpress women only to see them fall for that asshole of a jock with big muscles! Eventually this nice caring guy is gonna get fed up and treat women like crap for the rest of his life simply because he was always treated like that. I'm not standing up for people like this but everyone knows there is only so much you can take. Everyone acts a certain way for a reason.

Who knew these "gentle" creatures (women) could cause ahandsome confident guy into a nervous anxiety having wreck.
2 years of being treated like crap by the majority of jock loving high school girls. Luckily though since i am a romantic guy I still show respect for women.
by average looking guy who June 11, 2008
 
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men
a sex that, due to no fault of its own, is the superior sex; according to women, it has been a conspiracy of men since the beginning of time to be the superior sex that runs the world; but, perhaps, nature may have something to do with it
Men, while being responsible for most conflicts, are also responsible for the vast majority of progress- even before our concentrated "effort" to supress women
by robdog073191 May 06, 2005
 
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Men
A common mistake where hispanics who aren't fluent in English use the word "Men" instead of Man.
Whats up men?
by Leonthelion October 16, 2010