- The word "man" in Russian-English slang.
U mens))) plix help mi))) (when a russian begging for help)

The proper English way is: "Man, please help me!"
#mens #man #umens #men #mans
by Nayumi October 09, 2006
A word used by non-english people on a game to reference an individual. Used in place of man, people, guy, etc.
Mens, why must we bun mens? Mens, GMs are teh itens mens itens plix?
#mens #brs #br #retards #man
by Darkain August 02, 2006
Men
Sexist jerks who treat women as sex objects.
Guy: Yeah I would hit that - points at girl -

Girl: What?

Guy: SUCK MAH DICK!

Girl: Hell no! This is why I HATE MEN!!
by Legendgirl65 March 14, 2016
Noun. Men's toilet. Usually public but sometimes also used to refer to a home toilet used by men. Origin probably "Gentlemen's toilet", abbreviated to "Men's toilet", further shortened to "Men's" or "Gents". After years of inaccurate sign writing on public toilets (internationally) the toilet can now be referred to as the "mens". Sometimes spotted as misspelt by learned old people who have not realised that words evolve. Note that the "Woman's toilet" can also be referred to as the "ladies" but not currently the "womans" (similar origin).
"Please stop the car, I need to visit the mens"
"Can I use your mens?"
"That was a dodgy curry, is there a mens I may use?"
#men's toilet #ladies #men's #gentlemen's #gents #dunny #long drop #thunder box #throne room #shit house #wharepaku #tutaewhare #bathroom #wc #outhouse #loo #lav #lavatory
by Waiwaiawahine January 14, 2012
Mens: (N.) Ebonic Plural of Men. Interchangeable with the nown "Peoples". Example: "1SGT, I gots tah go to dah Mens room (a room with a toilet for use by more than one Men)."
"Tell your Mens that formation is 0730hrs sharp---dey ass is mine if dey late for my formation."
#boyos #motherfuckers #peoples #homies #chavatos
by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) September 17, 2007
men
The leaders of society. Their jobs are to serve as leaders, businessmen, and law enforcement, however, that does not mean that they should flaunt this superiority to their counterparts, women. They should treat them with honesty, respect, and kindness, and loving your wife should come before loving your job.
Example 1:
Bob: Yeah! Wooo! Men are so awesome! We got like, 4,000,000 more brain cells then women, we're stronger, more agile, smarter, fucking beast man.
Alison: Yeah, but that doesn't mean that you should treat us with----
Bob: Fuck you bitch, back on my dick you go!

Example 2:
John: I'll admit that men are made for certain things that women aren't, but where would we be without them?
Alison: Wow, you're so much better than my ex, do you want my number?
John: No thank you, I'd rather get to know you in person.
(in the background, Bob can seen breaking and destroying things in a testosterone filled rage, shouting incoherent nonsense like "Alison you fucking bitch," "I'll destroy your hole," etc. and he eventually succumbs to exhaustion, falling into a deep slumber)
#men #honesty #triggered #sjw #testosterone
by IAmRonPaul October 21, 2014
Swedish for Menstrual Cycle.
hopefully i can get rid of my headache too, its because of the mens, its called mens in swedish
#rags #period #bling #bitch #argos #boho
by bzImage January 26, 2007
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