Noun. Men's toilet. Usually public but sometimes also used to refer to a home toilet used by men. Origin probably "Gentlemen's toilet", abbreviated to "Men's toilet", further shortened to "Men's" or "Gents". After years of inaccurate sign writing on public toilets (internationally) the toilet can now be referred to as the "mens". Sometimes spotted as misspelt by learned old people who have not realised that words evolve. Note that the "Woman's toilet" can also be referred to as the "ladies" but not currently the "womans" (similar origin).
"Please stop the car, I need to visit the mens"
"Can I use your mens?"
"That was a dodgy curry, is there a mens I may use?"
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Mens: (N.) Ebonic Plural of Men. Interchangeable with the nown "Peoples". Example: "1SGT, I gots tah go to dah Mens room (a room with a toilet for use by more than one Men)."
"Tell your Mens that formation is 0730hrs sharp---dey ass is mine if dey late for my formation."
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men
The leaders of society. Their jobs are to serve as leaders, businessmen, and law enforcement, however, that does not mean that they should flaunt this superiority to their counterparts, women. They should treat them with honesty, respect, and kindness, and loving your wife should come before loving your job.
Example 1:
Bob: Yeah! Wooo! Men are so awesome! We got like, 4,000,000 more brain cells then women, we're stronger, more agile, smarter, fucking beast man.
Alison: Yeah, but that doesn't mean that you should treat us with----
Bob: Fuck you bitch, back on my dick you go!

Example 2:
John: I'll admit that men are made for certain things that women aren't, but where would we be without them?
Alison: Wow, you're so much better than my ex, do you want my number?
John: No thank you, I'd rather get to know you in person.
(in the background, Bob can seen breaking and destroying things in a testosterone filled rage, shouting incoherent nonsense like "Alison you fucking bitch," "I'll destroy your hole," etc. and he eventually succumbs to exhaustion, falling into a deep slumber)
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Men
Sexist jerks who treat women as sex objects.
Guy: Yeah I would hit that - points at girl -

Girl: What?

Guy: SUCK MAH DICK!

Girl: Hell no! This is why I HATE MEN!!
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Swedish for Menstrual Cycle.
hopefully i can get rid of my headache too, its because of the mens, its called mens in swedish
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Men
About 48 percent of the population, have dildos made of flesh stuck to them (which is kind of cool!). Unfortunately, they suffer lots of bad PR from frustrated, sexist internet idiots.
Not all men think like the idiots you see on the internet!
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men
Women came from the rib of man... actually god made a typo. Correction: man came from the rib of women
*god on Microsoft word writing bible* "and so woman was born from the rib of man" *wife god intervenes* "ahem" "oh sorry honey... man was born from rib of women..."
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