men
Creatures who seem to derive (sexual) pleasure from dehumanizing, physically and verbally assaulting, degrading, and raping female children and women.

These creatures create a demand for violent and dehumanizing pornography and are responsible for the fact that 90% of scenes in best-selling pornography depict violence against and degradation of women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 18).

These creatures refer to female children and women as "cumdumpsters," "cunts," "kitchen appliances," "whores," "sluts" etc.

A recurring fantasy of these creatures (i.e., "men") is the wish to physically assault and rape women.

They keep submitting definitions like these:
3. female
An inferior species that, over the course of time, has not learned that it's purpose is sex. They have insisted that they be equal to men, when in fact, they could never be. Fat women should die.
Rape is fun. Really fun.

32. Woman
The useless lump of flesh surrounding the vagina
I was trying to fuck this vagina last night but that stupid woman kept fighting back

47. Women
"Women" were created for the sole purpose of serving man. Women's place is in the kitchen. She is not to speak back to man, if a women does speak back to a man, the man is allowed to bitch slap that women upside the head.
Women: I'm tired of you treating me like shit!

Man: -Bitch slaps Women- GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

61. woman
A cunt that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
Woman is a vicious cunt who should be eradicated.

I can only urge girls and women to stay away from these creatures and never let their infinite hatred get you down.
by The Happy Humanist July 29, 2010
Men
As judging by U.D posts, someone who is okay for women to generalize just like racists do, calling them pigs, perverts, shallow, cheaters, oppressors, etc, and it is okay for a woman to be a misandrist sexist pig towards the entire population of men, yet it is not okay to generalize or insult women in any aspect or else you are a sexist misogynist pig. Gallop polling says 60% of married people found cheating were women, but men are accused of being "the cheaters" on urban dictionary, by misandrist sexist pigs.

Men are supposed to adhere to the "be a man" gender role where they have to be strong and make 100% of the income, do all of the heavy duty work, and have a big penis, but it is not okay to say that all women need to adhere to the woman gender role which is being a skinny subordinate with large breasts who doesn't do anything but make her man sandwiches. It's not offensive to assume that all men want are power tools, but it's offensive to assume that all women want are vacuums.

Woman can ask for all the physical appearance they want yet still not be called shallow, and those same people will hypocritically call men shallow when they do it.
Men are people with enormous inequalities that never get addressed, like not being able to get their child by any means in custody just because he was born with a Y chromosome, having to pay his female partner half of his money after any divorce for any reason, and so many societal double standards that it's not even funny.
A fat guy with a pretty girl: That guy thinks he's entitled, he's not a "real man" he looks weak as a jellyfish!

A fat girl with a hot guy: You go girl! No one should have to put up with your physical appearance, but men everywhere need to get fit, have a big penis, make 100% of the income, and be a "real man" because it's OKAY to promote this "be a man" gender role, but it's not okay to say that women need to "be women" where they are skinny, have large breasts, and who's only goal in life is to be a sex toy and make sandwiches.
by ACTUAL Equality February 22, 2014
Men
A male of the human species, very under apprecieated considering they advanced society to this point and bend over backwards for women, which quite frankly is a mistake since once that man gets married he is trapped. Besides marriage, many other things oppress men (which feminists who want "equality" fail to mention), an example being that men are more likely to be convicted of false rape accusations from a woman, because he is a man.Men also are forced to sign up for the draft and fight and die in wars they didn't want to be part of, but yet women claim they are the oppressed gender, even though their lives are the most comfortable and the government spoils them.
Men are also victims of gender inequality, but nobody cares because they're supposed to "man up" (which is the most sexist thing anyone can say)
by SovietNether May 17, 2015
men
Men: those of the human species who produce the Y chromosone in reproduction.

Commonly known as: Sexist, Egotistical, Self-centred, Machoistic, Hypocritical (abbreviated list)

Statistics: Each man progresses through several phases, most of which he never grows out of.

1. Showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego's, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else.

2. Arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior sex, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nurture them. Looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have.

3. Sexism; forgetting that they originally started off as females.
Evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that MAY develop into a female WOULD need them. IT has alos been scientificcally proven.

4. Nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think personally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is sex, thus creating the stereotypical view of men, which has been proven true considering that they think about sex on an average of 400 times a day.

At some point in their life, all males are COMPLETE and UTTER jerks. Granted, women are often bitches at some point, but men do it far more often, are FAR more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going has been cause buy a man.
Men are evil.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
Men
50% of the population.

Oh damn, my boyfriend dumped me because I'am a self centered, materalist, man hating nut. I'am going to go write a hateful def in UD about men now and act like I (and the other woman who wrotes defs) aren't hypocritical seixists.
That will show them.
Cindy: The world would be a better place without men!

Common Sense: Ok then be ready to live in a world with a deficit in scientists, engineers or plasitic surgeons for that matter.
by femscarestopper October 26, 2011
Men
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now....
I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN??
Men; found so commonly in woMANs problems! Explains a lot..
by off'with'the'fairies. October 08, 2011
men
The other half of the human population. Despite what extremists think, we do not deserve to be killed, castrated, mutilated, etc. I ask you, what is the difference in me saying "all women are she-demon with tits that suck you dry of your money," and you saying "all men are dogs, pigs, deserve to be castrated." Think before you say things.
Dr. King once said "Judge a man not by his skin color, but by the content of his character." Judge people by their character, not by what skin color, sex, religion, or culture someone comes from. I find this to be becoming mainstream and acceptable in our culture, to simply demean somebody or an entire demographic based on something that is outside that person or demographics control. I didn't choose to be male, it simply turned out that way. I didn't choose to be white, it simply turned out that way. Most of the rest of the male population and I do not rape women or molest young girls. But there is always going to be bad people among any demographic. Like most black people don't steal, and most immigrants are not illegal.

So I implore you to stop making generalized statements (i.e. "all men are pigs"), blanket accusations, and gross usage of stereotypes and calling it "just" or "right." It is not right, it is not just, and it is not ok.
woman:"All men are pigs"
man:"how would you know about the behavior of an entire demographic of people numbering at approx. 3.5 billion? How do you have the gall to accuse HALF of HUMANITY, off of the infinitesimally small group of men that you have ever met? how about you use logic instead of stupidity and feelings to make an argument before regurgitating misandric and bigoted statements."
by aegisofreason August 22, 2013
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