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16.
men
Opposite sex of women. Most men think they are better than women, and most women think they are better than men. When you really think about it, women are better than men. Men can be smart, caring, understanding, creative individuals, but the fact that the only thing most of them care about is fucking some hot ass blonde chick with tits the size of watermelons up the ass and jacking off to slutty porn stars and their 14 year old, sexually developing female neighbors (lmao), takes it all away and makes us (women) the better sex. Advice to men: If you really want us women to respect you then stop: getting boners from looking at sluts walking down the street in thongs up to their armpits, raping your 12 year old daughters just because they're growing visable breasts and you wonder what it would be like to squeeze the hell out of them and/or how tight they're pussies are, cheating on your wives just because they've gained 5 pounds, claiming to be more intelligent than women while making yourselves look fucking stupid by urging your wife to get breast implants to increase their breast size to a 44 triple GGGGGG when breast implants could cause serious health problems, saying things like, "fat chicks suck" or "i hate chicks with no tits", when most men fail to realize that the male body is ANYTHING but beautiful if they do not work out on a daily basis and take viagra, thinking with their penises, thinking that a woman that weighs 88 pounds is "thick"...the list goes on and on. The truth is that the only reason men were put on this planet is to reproduce, make more humans, and piss us women off. And I'm not a Christian. Whoever wrote the bible was a sexist pig (not saying that I'm not) that thought women weren't as good as men (YES they did! If you have ever actually read the bible then you know), however, most women stillll want to follow this religion and don't even know how much they are embarrassing themselves. Well I'm getting off topic here so bottom line: women are better than men so suck my female genetalia. Oh yeah, gay men are waaaaaaaayy better. Damn this definition is long so I'll just shut up now.
Typical man: Hey! You have huge tits, a nice ass, you're shorter than me, and you weigh 88 pounds! Let me shove my huge cock in your pussy and bang your brains out, even though I already have a wife at home who would sleep with me!!!
Slutty Girl: Sure I will let you do that because I have no brain and I want to make myself feel better about how slutty and uneducated I am by fucking any and every man that comes my way!
Respectable Girl: No *walks away*
The man then violently rapes both girls because he is one of those men that think women "shouldn't have a choice".
Men are the scum of the Earth.
by Pete Wentz March 25, 2007
 
1.
Men
Things With Penises who tell women anything just to get intercorse
timmy is like most men he tells tina he loves her so he can get ass then he never speaks to her again.
by VickyOwnz January 08, 2009
 
2.
men
Plural of man.
*Real men* are respectful of women as equals. Love their mamas. Hold doors open. Knock out other men who say stupid ass, sexist bullshit. Will lick pussy after they have been given a blowjob. Bring home an equal paycheck, then do an equal amount of housework and childcare. Don't get pissed off when their usual superior economic status is disrupted by a social shift that allows women to take a step closer to equality. Are strong and protective, while also being loving and gentle. Have the character to restrain their temper. Have a brain in their head. Do not stereotype. Often come with big dicks.
Faux men say stuff like this in the women section of UD, then pop their zits, play some videogames, jack off, and begin to sob, and wonder why nobody will fuck them:
"The female of the human species, that are, more or less, emotionless blobs. Since emotions such as love compliment the human sex drive, men have a higher emotional drive to compliment their higher sex drive. Women, conversely... just wander around looking for another way to suck money out of a man, get him attached and then break his heart. And despite this fact, a woman will spend a good 75% of her time saying that men only think about sex and that women are so much better, even though it is always a man that writes the beautiful love song or poem. Though they're not all like this, the stereotypical woman is lying, conniving, selfish, controlling, manipulative, arrogant and chauvinistic. They have the complete inability to think logically or philosophically, and so if you start to talk to them about something like existence, they'll just say that they're right and your wrong and that you should go buy her something. And different than the woman's belief that men do evil things like start wars and such, it's easy to see that a woman will always be the cause for fighting. The world will be a better place when all of the extremely intelligent genetic scientists (mostly men, so we'd have to have men, whether or not we needed to procreate... women? not so much of a necessity) begin to genetically engineer human beings, without the need for the process of sex."

"A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man's hard earned money."

"Punishment from Zeus for mankind because the young god Promethues stole the fire of the gods and gave it to mankind. So Zeus created a new evil for mankind, women."
Jane: "Eliza, all men are assholes. Your standards are too high. You have never met a so-called 'real man.'"
Eliza: "I met him, I fucked him, I married him. And there are others out there, it's just that faux men are louder than real men, so it seems like there are more of them."
by Lick_it_bitch August 25, 2006
 
3.
Men
The reason for many of girl's problems. Mostly because they think they want anything more than to enter their magical vaginia.
Crying Girl: Why are you so insensitive?!?!??!
Guy: Halo and beer godamnit!
Crying Girl: What?!?!?!
Guy: You'll never understand.....
Crying Girl: (Men......)
by Mr. Manlyness December 25, 2009
 
4.
men
has to be macho all the time. dont want to look "gay", even though its proven that more men have sexual thoughts about other men then women have about other women. A lot are very homophobic because they can't let anyone know they are gay or bi.
So girls ask your man if he would have sex with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour... hes gay.
"Are you gay jon?"

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! i would never do that!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! thats gross!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!!!!! dont ever ask me that again!"
by iloveciara July 24, 2005
 
5.
men
1. Purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily man talk, as well as throw epic manly hissy-fits when they FAIL. (Which is pretty much all the time.)
They secretly wish they had their own pair of boobies.
only men r on teh internuts lol!!!11one!11eleventyone!oneone1
by NO WAII! March 05, 2008
 
6.
Men
Apparently, the better sex.
It's 2009, we really don't need to think we're all so great.
On behalf of all the idiots that call themseves men on this site, ladies, belive me, we are not all like that. Some of us are actually not sexist testosterone filled nut jobs.
If you ever get married, try and avoid those types.
Douche-Men are better than women woooooo!
Normal man- No we're not. We're good at differant things, geez you'd think we were living in the fifties.
by Charmyourfaceoff May 16, 2009
 
7.
men
i think i seen one of those the other day
1 out of every million men is a real man
by Yell_860 September 18, 2005