see useless prick.

-the source of all sexist rumormongering and societal ridicule aimed at women.

-the inferior species.

-the cause of war.
Men are a shitstain to humanity.
by cambria April 28, 2005
stupid human beings.
did you see those men over there?
yeah they we're stupid.
by iheartnone June 05, 2010
Opposite sex of women. Most men think they are better than women, and most women think they are better than men. When you really think about it, women are better than men. Men can be smart, caring, understanding, creative individuals, but the fact that the only thing most of them care about is fucking some hot ass blonde chick with tits the size of watermelons up the ass and jacking off to slutty porn stars and their 14 year old, sexually developing female neighbors (lmao), takes it all away and makes us (women) the better sex. Advice to men: If you really want us women to respect you then stop: getting boners from looking at sluts walking down the street in thongs up to their armpits, raping your 12 year old daughters just because they're growing visable breasts and you wonder what it would be like to squeeze the hell out of them and/or how tight they're pussies are, cheating on your wives just because they've gained 5 pounds, claiming to be more intelligent than women while making yourselves look fucking stupid by urging your wife to get breast implants to increase their breast size to a 44 triple GGGGGG when breast implants could cause serious health problems, saying things like, "fat chicks suck" or "i hate chicks with no tits", when most men fail to realize that the male body is ANYTHING but beautiful if they do not work out on a daily basis and take viagra, thinking with their penises, thinking that a woman that weighs 88 pounds is "thick"...the list goes on and on. The truth is that the only reason men were put on this planet is to reproduce, make more humans, and piss us women off. And I'm not a Christian. Whoever wrote the bible was a sexist pig (not saying that I'm not) that thought women weren't as good as men (YES they did! If you have ever actually read the bible then you know), however, most women stillll want to follow this religion and don't even know how much they are embarrassing themselves. Well I'm getting off topic here so bottom line: women are better than men so suck my female genetalia. Oh yeah, gay men are waaaaaaaayy better. Damn this definition is long so I'll just shut up now.
Typical man: Hey! You have huge tits, a nice ass, you're shorter than me, and you weigh 88 pounds! Let me shove my huge cock in your pussy and bang your brains out, even though I already have a wife at home who would sleep with me!!!
Slutty Girl: Sure I will let you do that because I have no brain and I want to make myself feel better about how slutty and uneducated I am by fucking any and every man that comes my way!
Respectable Girl: No *walks away*
The man then violently rapes both girls because he is one of those men that think women "shouldn't have a choice".
Men are the scum of the Earth.
by Pete Wentz March 25, 2007
Creatures who seem to derive (sexual) pleasure from dehumanizing, physically and verbally assaulting, degrading, and raping female children and women.

These creatures create a demand for violent and dehumanizing pornography and are responsible for the fact that 90% of scenes in best-selling pornography depict violence against and degradation of women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 18).

These creatures refer to female children and women as "cumdumpsters," "cunts," "kitchen appliances," "whores," "sluts" etc.

A recurring fantasy of these creatures (i.e., "men") is the wish to physically assault and rape women.

They keep submitting definitions like these:
3. female
An inferior species that, over the course of time, has not learned that it's purpose is sex. They have insisted that they be equal to men, when in fact, they could never be. Fat women should die.
Rape is fun. Really fun.

32. Woman
The useless lump of flesh surrounding the vagina
I was trying to fuck this vagina last night but that stupid woman kept fighting back

47. Women
"Women" were created for the sole purpose of serving man. Women's place is in the kitchen. She is not to speak back to man, if a women does speak back to a man, the man is allowed to bitch slap that women upside the head.
Women: I'm tired of you treating me like shit!

Man: -Bitch slaps Women- GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

61. woman
A cunt that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
Woman is a vicious cunt who should be eradicated.

I can only urge girls and women to stay away from these creatures and never let their infinite hatred get you down.
by The Happy Humanist July 29, 2010
Men: those of the human species who produce the Y chromosone in reproduction.

Commonly known as: Sexist, Egotistical, Self-centred, Machoistic, Hypocritical (abbreviated list)

Statistics: Each man progresses through several phases, most of which he never grows out of.

1. Showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego's, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else.

2. Arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior sex, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nurture them. Looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have.

3. Sexism; forgetting that they originally started off as females.
Evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that MAY develop into a female WOULD need them. IT has alos been scientificcally proven.

4. Nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think personally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is sex, thus creating the stereotypical view of men, which has been proven true considering that they think about sex on an average of 400 times a day.

At some point in their life, all males are COMPLETE and UTTER jerks. Granted, women are often bitches at some point, but men do it far more often, are FAR more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going has been cause buy a man.
Men are evil.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
typo for the word meh
(on msn)

guy 1: u wanna go for pizza later?
guy 2: men
guy 1: huh?
guy 2: i meant meh
by brammmma May 07, 2006
helmet/facemask used in kendo.
Last practice, I tied my men wrong, and so I completely cut off the circualtion to my brain, and nearly fainted.
by Eiliries August 20, 2005

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