McWorker 

One who works in a McJob.

I stabbed the McWorker with one of his restaurant's cheap plastic sporks: "No, you bastard, I don't want a combo meal!"

McWorker by eyard75 January 4, 2004

mcworter the icebound 

Living brussel sprout with a mouth, animated by some unholy power. Entombed in ice in 1971 for a crime he didn't commit.

"I was just thinking about horses....and how one would feel between my thighs"

mcworter the icebound by GrammatonCleric October 30, 2003