J-dog:Hey Patsy, How is it go REDDD THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENN ing?
Patsy: You have a problem.
J-dog:I just love Les Mis SO MUCH!!!
Patsy: I would get that checked out. You might have les miseritis.

les miseritis by Les Mis January 27, 2013

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Masterpiss

The opposite of a masterpiece.

Wow, that rushed drawing is a masterpiss.

Masterpiss by FredoriaGaming October 30, 2021

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mastertaste

the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor

Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.

mastertaste by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008

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masterlist

a list of ocs owned by a person. sometimes people sell their ocs straight from their masterlist.

toyhou.se is a app that helps you make a masterlist.
usually when people get new characters, they are placed on cooldown so that nobody can offer on them until you’ve had the character longer.

post title: spring cleaning, oc clearout
“i’d like to get rid of almost everybody on my masterlist! I love em but I’m not really drawing any of them anymore. atm i’m only accepting offers with deviantart points.”

masterlist by spook loops July 27, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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