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troops massing at the border 

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
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massinator 

the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.
Damn it, Bobby did you see how that bitch was walking she must have got the MASSINATOR last nite.
massinator by THE Massinator April 21, 2010

massenganner 

Noun. (most often used by salesmen)
1) An imaginary name, used generally in place of the name of a person or company when you can't remember the real name or are lying about it.
2) A word (of varying parts of speach) that is interjected in planned or random spots within a sentence to confuse or elude.
1) "This is Elias Jones calling from Massenganner & Associates..."
2) "You see, because of the massenganner involved, I simply could not make the time."
2) "Well, we've got to massenganner, so I'l have to take a raincheck."
A form of using brutal force of a mass instead of people with skill to fight.
Yeasterday the Alliance was massing Onyxia with 40 people.
massing by Phlex May 13, 2005

Massingham 

The more elegant way of saying ' Massive Ham'. People with this surname tend to have large penises or vaginal regions. It is also a used in naughty expressions post-sex to compliment the other sexual partner.
Person 1: So what did you do last night?
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!
Massingham by chazthebaz August 26, 2016

missingandrewism 

Act of missing someone who is fun to be with and great in bed.
I have been suffering from missingandrewism
missingandrewism by crazychick January 6, 2005

Massingill 

Captain senior Awesomsauce.
I want to Massingill all over peter's face.