Massengill

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

by SimpleMindedTed November 6, 2005

Massengill

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.

"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"

by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010

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Refers to all men who act like "douche bags" or dress like them. They normally travel in packs and can be easily spotted by their shiny and/or striped shirts. Must possess an arrogant attitude with nothing to back it up.

Those guys are so pathetic, they are the epitome of Massengill.

by Beree October 6, 2007

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Massengil

1. (n) A brand of feminine hygiene products, such as disposable douches.
2. (n) 6 oz. of mild vinegar and water, 4 units.
3. (n) A name given to someone who has a skewed view of what is generally considered to be cool. See: A lame. This word is a variant on the derogatory version of the term douche bag. This word is difficult to work into conversation, but when the perfect opportunity arrives, you'll know.

(In response to a douchified act someone has just committed.)
Nice move, Massengil.
or
Real slick, Massengil.

by Biomech666 July 11, 2004

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1. (adj) Modern day equivalent of the 80s adjective fresh. Used to describe something that is regarded highly, of the best quality, or simply considered good/cool.
Usage is derived from the name of the well known feminine santitary rinse "Massengill Disposable Douche", which was promoted heavily in various TV commercials for its ability to keep its users feeling fresh and clean.

"Keepin' it Massengill."
"Damn, those lyrics be Massengill!"
"I gots to keep my white on whites Massengill!"

by Trophis Racemosa April 8, 2005

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