Massengil 

1. (n) A brand of feminine hygiene products, such as disposable douches.
2. (n) 6 oz. of mild vinegar and water, 4 units.
3. (n) A name given to someone who has a skewed view of what is generally considered to be cool. See: A lame. This word is a variant on the derogatory version of the term douche bag. This word is difficult to work into conversation, but when the perfect opportunity arrives, you'll know.

(In response to a douchified act someone has just committed.)
Nice move, Massengil.
or
Real slick, Massengil.

Massengil by Biomech666 July 10, 2004

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

Massengill 

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

Massengill by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

massenguilty 

A deep feeling of remorse one gets when they realize they have been a douche.

When Ed Sheehan sobered up, he felt massenguilty about covering Lindsay Lohan's mac & cheese in ketchup.

massenguilty by dozier1524 August 26, 2014

Massengill 

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.

"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"

Massengill by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010

massenganner 

Noun. (most often used by salesmen)
1) An imaginary name, used generally in place of the name of a person or company when you can't remember the real name or are lying about it.
2) A word (of varying parts of speach) that is interjected in planned or random spots within a sentence to confuse or elude.

1) "This is Elias Jones calling from Massenganner & Associates..."
2) "You see, because of the massenganner involved, I simply could not make the time."
2) "Well, we've got to massenganner, so I'l have to take a raincheck."

massenganner by Vitae Infinitus April 7, 2005

massengill 

1. (adj) Modern day equivalent of the 80s adjective fresh. Used to describe something that is regarded highly, of the best quality, or simply considered good/cool.
Usage is derived from the name of the well known feminine santitary rinse "Massengill Disposable Douche", which was promoted heavily in various TV commercials for its ability to keep its users feeling fresh and clean.

"Keepin' it Massengill."
"Damn, those lyrics be Massengill!"
"I gots to keep my white on whites Massengill!"

massengill by Trophis Racemosa April 7, 2005