Massapequa School District:
Okay folks, Let's start off with the Elementary Schools..
Birch Lane: (aka Bitch Lane) Full of rich snobby nosey soccer moms that spend all their money on bake sales and girl scout cookies.
East Lake: (aka Beast Lake) Full of wannabe sluts that pretty much have never made out with someone of the opposite sex.
Lochart: (aka Lock Fart) Full of prude tight little girls that freak when they kiss their boyfriends.
Fairfield: (aka FagField/FairyField) Full of posers that wish we lived in Amityville.
Mckenna: (aka.. i dont have a nickname for this one sorry) Full of dumb blondes that dont know their shapes.
Unqua: (aka Punkqua) Probably the most annoying school (girl wise.)..fucking bitches
Junior High / High School:
Alfred J. Berner Middle School: Jesus Christ in heaven. Mothers, do not send your children here.. Unless theyre prude. Then, its all good. But other wise.. its catholic school for your children. This school is highly sexually active, alcoholically involved, and very into getting stoned. It amazes me how blind and retarded parents are when it comes to this school. The kids are fucking crazy. They have no respect for teachers, deans, coaches etc. Detentions are handed out more than homeworks. Theres rats and mice in the building..but hey its ok. Berner is located pretty much in Amityville, which is just fucking wonderful. Our Librarian got jumped outside the main building, Our dean is going out with the bitchiest english teacher there is, and the physical education teacher is a lesbian. All the assemblies they have are related with drugs, stds, and dress codes. Most of our teachers are fucking retarded senior citizens, and theres a fucking waiting list to get suspended. I can name a quite a few young ladies off the bat that have made out with more girls than guys. And beer is more of a best friend than a beverage.
Ames: Located next to Lochart. The School Sucks asshole and its fucking gay because its 9th grade only.
Massapequa High School: Fucked up little burned out fucks..but hey.. gotta love it.. i mean how can you not love huge orgy parties every other night and getting stoned during ur off periods.
And now, for the one and only Private Fucking School :
St. Rose Of Lima: Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude.. with some exceptions.
Okay folks, Let's start off with the Elementary Schools..
Birch Lane: (aka Bitch Lane) Full of rich snobby nosey soccer moms that spend all their money on bake sales and girl scout cookies.
East Lake: (aka Beast Lake) Full of wannabe sluts that pretty much have never made out with someone of the opposite sex.
Lochart: (aka Lock Fart) Full of prude tight little girls that freak when they kiss their boyfriends.
Fairfield: (aka FagField/FairyField) Full of posers that wish we lived in Amityville.
Mckenna: (aka.. i dont have a nickname for this one sorry) Full of dumb blondes that dont know their shapes.
Unqua: (aka Punkqua) Probably the most annoying school (girl wise.)..fucking bitches
Junior High / High School:
Alfred J. Berner Middle School: Jesus Christ in heaven. Mothers, do not send your children here.. Unless theyre prude. Then, its all good. But other wise.. its catholic school for your children. This school is highly sexually active, alcoholically involved, and very into getting stoned. It amazes me how blind and retarded parents are when it comes to this school. The kids are fucking crazy. They have no respect for teachers, deans, coaches etc. Detentions are handed out more than homeworks. Theres rats and mice in the building..but hey its ok. Berner is located pretty much in Amityville, which is just fucking wonderful. Our Librarian got jumped outside the main building, Our dean is going out with the bitchiest english teacher there is, and the physical education teacher is a lesbian. All the assemblies they have are related with drugs, stds, and dress codes. Most of our teachers are fucking retarded senior citizens, and theres a fucking waiting list to get suspended. I can name a quite a few young ladies off the bat that have made out with more girls than guys. And beer is more of a best friend than a beverage.
Ames: Located next to Lochart. The School Sucks asshole and its fucking gay because its 9th grade only.
Massapequa High School: Fucked up little burned out fucks..but hey.. gotta love it.. i mean how can you not love huge orgy parties every other night and getting stoned during ur off periods.
And now, for the one and only Private Fucking School :
St. Rose Of Lima: Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude.. with some exceptions.
by smokey mcpot March 27, 2005
Anyone from Massapequa is better than anyone from Farmingdale....Farmingdale is comprized of lil fucks who like to think they are better than us
by oot February 17, 2005
by gred April 3, 2006
If you like pussy you can fit a bowling ball into, Massapequa is right for you.
A town comprised of wanna-be gangsters, and a limitless amount of sluts ranging from late teen all the way to the ripe age of 11.
Where are the parents you may ask? Well, they either don't give a fuck, or they pretend they have no clue that their son comes home at 1 AM stoned, drunk, and probably butt-fucked by his homo-in-denial buddy, and a daughter who's been knocked up serveral times and has plenty more to come.
A town where driving 70 miles per hour down a sidestreet makes natives feel they have a really huge cock. But nothing says I have a huge cock then rolling down your window while driving past a 12 year old kid on merrick road, and screaming something that most of the time isn't even a word.
You'll need a huge dick to have sex in this town, cause girls here...lets just say theres alot of room. Another thing you'll love about Massapequa is the AIDS!!! Gotta love them AIDS!!! We are number one in the U.S.! YEAH!!! MASSAPEQUA'S #1!!!
A town comprised of wanna-be gangsters, and a limitless amount of sluts ranging from late teen all the way to the ripe age of 11.
Where are the parents you may ask? Well, they either don't give a fuck, or they pretend they have no clue that their son comes home at 1 AM stoned, drunk, and probably butt-fucked by his homo-in-denial buddy, and a daughter who's been knocked up serveral times and has plenty more to come.
A town where driving 70 miles per hour down a sidestreet makes natives feel they have a really huge cock. But nothing says I have a huge cock then rolling down your window while driving past a 12 year old kid on merrick road, and screaming something that most of the time isn't even a word.
You'll need a huge dick to have sex in this town, cause girls here...lets just say theres alot of room. Another thing you'll love about Massapequa is the AIDS!!! Gotta love them AIDS!!! We are number one in the U.S.! YEAH!!! MASSAPEQUA'S #1!!!
"Lets not eat at the Massapequa diner, we might catch the AIDS."
"Bra my dick is SOOOOO HUGEEEEEE. Want to see?"
"I'm not gay"
"Bra"
"Ya Bra why does my ass hurt Bra"
"Bra. This Saturday, i'm drinking Jack Dainels, then I'm gonna drink..."
"I suck dick for cash"
"Bra my dick is SOOOOO HUGEEEEEE. Want to see?"
"I'm not gay"
"Bra"
"Ya Bra why does my ass hurt Bra"
"Bra. This Saturday, i'm drinking Jack Dainels, then I'm gonna drink..."
"I suck dick for cash"
by K-Stro August 24, 2006
no comment except for the girls there need to learn how to drive on merrick rd a little better u dumb bitches
no. it will probably take up more space than your server has to type up personal experiences about massapequa
by Trippinballs January 26, 2007
pussy ass town that started a gay facebook event for the farmingdale vs. massapequa varsity football game for 2010 thinking they would win, but obviously didnt and got their asses beat in varsity(on their homefield LOL) and jv in the same day... what idiots..
did you go to that massapequa vs. farmingdale game?
yeah massapequa needs to step their game up big time if they keep talking shit about how good they are...
yeah massapequa needs to step their game up big time if they keep talking shit about how good they are...
by fuck pequaaa November 5, 2010
Massapequa Park is a quant village located on the south shore of Nassau County, Long Island NY. It is considered by many to be the crown jewel of the Riviera of Long Island. It is part of "the Massapequa's".
Also known as "The Park" by those in the Massapequa area, it is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large population of mid-to-upper middle class families.
From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa Park has some of the best Schools in the entire country. Two of the Elementary schools are in the top 1% bracket in the entire state of NY:
Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary.
Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School
These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.
2011 population for the Village is 17,300 with 5,762 households, and 4,932 families residing in the Village. The median income for a household in the CDP was $107,181, and the median income for a family was $116,266. Males had a median income of $77,859 versus $57,016 for females.
Also known as "The Park" by those in the Massapequa area, it is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large population of mid-to-upper middle class families.
From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa Park has some of the best Schools in the entire country. Two of the Elementary schools are in the top 1% bracket in the entire state of NY:
Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary.
Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School
These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.
2011 population for the Village is 17,300 with 5,762 households, and 4,932 families residing in the Village. The median income for a household in the CDP was $107,181, and the median income for a family was $116,266. Males had a median income of $77,859 versus $57,016 for females.
Massapequa Park is the crown jewel of the Long Island Riviera.
Best place to live on Long Island=Massapequa Park.
Farmingdale will never be like Massapequa, get over it.
Best place to live on Long Island=Massapequa Park.
Farmingdale will never be like Massapequa, get over it.
by rivvv January 16, 2011