Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 7, 2014
Celebrities join this when involved in porno's - Employers include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamerla Anderson when they decide to delve into the emerging media sensation of Marmalade vision - thick and fruity espionage porno's!!!
Princess Dianna joined Marmalade industries when she was filmed by Paul Burrell, fingering herself with the Queens Sceptre.
by Marmalade Master October 22, 2009
by Copycat January 17, 2004
The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.
Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"
Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."
Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*
Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."
Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*
by Buster Grand January 5, 2022
Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.
Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.
by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020
(n.) - A news story so bizarre it makes you drop the marmalade when you are reading the newspaper or news on your iPad tablet at breakfast.
"Wow, the story about that guy embezzling all the money right in front of his co-workers' eyes is an amazing marmalade dropper. How come nobody noticed?"
-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011
-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011
by PRwiz101 February 26, 2011
MMM I juat had me a bit of Mr Marmalade yesterday and I think I am going to have another orgasm just thinking about it.
by ket89 July 21, 2011