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the green snotlike substance that rattles in your throat when you cough,especially after smoking about 70 cigarettes
the old woman 'hawked' up a large gobbet of 'phlegm' from deep in her throat,and spat it onto a shop window,where it bounced once before clinging to the glass and spreading slightly,waiting menacingly,for the first passerby to brush against it,transferring the green bastard to their expensive designer top so,when they, arrived everyone at the party would look and wonder.
by scotsbuff November 23, 2003

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A water based gel that, when caught in your throat, causes your voice to resemble Christian Bale's in his portrayal of Batman.
Joe: Hey, Gerald, you sound like you have a cold, try coughing up some of the phlegm.

Gerald: WHERE'S DENT?
by PhillipJamesHampton February 03, 2012

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A multicoloured substance that usually comes out of yoour nose when you sneeze excessively. Can also come out of one's mouth in a few circumstances.
Looking at his kleenex he noticed that he had sneezed up quite a bit of phlegm.
by yo modder February 23, 2004

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something I barf up.. when I cough..
Damn shit.. listen to dat anerexic, belemic chick in da batroom.. Gurl maybe she sick.. don't hate if you don't know..
by sicko May 02, 2003

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A cool aura surrounding a person. Most of the time a sense of confidence exuded from the person. Their talents bring out the best of his peers, and he is level headed easy to get a long with, and is renowned, as well as, successful. Even with his enviable good fortune other don't feel jealous, and support their developmental growth and good fortune.
Leroy: Man, don't you love being around Peter.
Anna: Yes, there is something around his Phlegm.
Leroy: Our group is making money hand over fist.
Anna: He really brings out the best of our team.
Leroy: His confidence is almost contagious.
by SsTtUu April 09, 2011

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