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43.
A giant backstabbing bitch who should die. She becomes your friend as your "boss" and tells you how you're one of her best friends/workers. Then out of no where she cuts your hours and says you are not good at your job when she is the one who fucks around all day. She is a whore who flirts with like 10 guys in one day including ugly married ones. She wants to be included in your group outside of work and then stabs you in the back and laughs while twisting the knife. This bitch is nothing but a dumb sad excuse for a person. No one care.
I thought this girl was my friend but she is just a pile of shit.

Oh, that must be Maria.

This girl I've been friends with just tried to get me fired.

Damn whore pulled a Maria.
by TheAntiKriss February 20, 2011
 
44.
A girl who has really hot Cousins
Maria: Hey man, meet my cousins, what do you think of them?
Friend: Maria let's be best friends..
by Altovista August 14, 2011
 
45.
Lovely long-haired blonde girl, known to be extremely innocent, she reveals herself when she is comfortable enough with said person, she shows herself to be kind and she stores many emotions to herself, SHES SO CUTE, DON'T MAKE HER SUFFER.
Maria: Enfim
Maria: uhum
Maria: Ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
by Dyss. April 11, 2011
 
46.
a foul she-wog chick. easily told apart from the rest of society by their twitchy stuck up demeanor, a face caked full of makeup especially dark eye makeup, skanky straightened hair, huge proboscis. generally pug-fugly, but their male counterparts, aka MARIO's or GINO's tend to froth on them.
Mario: Ooh ma fuckin god 'bro! Check out 'dose two Marias over dere.

Gino: Shut the gates, Uleh!
by thedesecrator July 06, 2009
 
47.
The hottest girl(Usually rich)at your school that nobody will ever get to fuck except if your a rich white preppy football player.A Maria can be of any race but mostly is one of those rare few super rich mexicans.
Guy#1-"hey dude did you see that one rich Mexican girl I was talking too yesterday?
Guy#2-" oh yeah dude to bad you will never get to tap that unless you win the lottery!!"
Guy#2-" wait..... no you have to be rich and play varsity football to even talk to her!! You don't meet here expectations you poor penis wrinkle."
Guy#1-"well I told her the time.... Does that count as a conversation?
Guy#2-"Nope your too gay and wats her name?
Guy#1-" it's Kate-
Guy#2-"No bitch she looks like a Maria"
by ericthecutebunny November 07, 2008
 
48.
a total bitch who pretends to be your best friend just to dangle her hot boyfriend in front of your face... even though she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate.
Guy 1: Hey dude look its maria
Guy 2: Yeah i heard she's a total bitch
Guy 1: Really
Guy 2: Yeah she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate and is a total bitch to her best mate
Guy 1: Ouch dude
Guy 2: Hey the truth is brutal
by GLEEK02380 August 22, 2011
 
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1a. A person who is described as having trollish features, this may include an of the following characteristics; large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, fat fingered, bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. they may live in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges and love to eat people, especially small children.

2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.
Person 1. "A maria ate my baby"
Person 2. "I'd tap that maria"
by boozepooze October 16, 2009