Manjury

An injury obtained by either a very manly activity or in a very manly area.

Person 1: He got a gash on his leg wrestling a bear.
Person 2: That's a manjury.

Person 1: He had a pen stabbed through his sack
Person 2: thats one hell of a manjury

Manjury by Bobface12.55 August 22, 2009

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Majury

a majury is one in a million. most commonly found amongst friends and family with a smile on his face. brightens everyones life with his kindness. loves meeting new people as he can get on with everyone. cared for greatly. he's good with his hands, a bit of a handy man doin jobs for anyone who asks. he is someone who will do what he can to make life easier for loved ones.

then there's another kind of majury who mostly comes out at the weekend. party animal extrodinare. not someone to share secrets with. usually under the influence of some kind of substance. always the life and soul of the party and center of attention. wherever a majury is there' sure to be lots of fun and laughter

mona - what an amazing weekend!! ur so getting on like a majury. i love it!!!

marvin - yea i know its so funny? im having a fantastic time.

mona - just promise me you'll stay away from the smirnoff cause you know what happened last time.

Majury by princess martina December 6, 2010

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Minjury

1. An injury caused to your vagina, either by sex or due to trauma.

2. Or an injury caused by sex.

1. Example of injury (minury) caused by sex such as ripping or bruising. By trauma: for example whacking your fanny against the corner of a table.

2. An injury (minjury) caused by sex, could include bruised thighs etc

Minjury by BlueBelle2662 March 14, 2009