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Mandetta 

A prolonged series of hostile, passive aggressive acts directed at random, unsuspecting men by a woman who is still mad over her last breakup.
Courtney: "I heard that Mary threw a drink on Todd last night when he asked her to go home with him."
Donna: "Omg, why??? Todd's a hottie!"
Courtney: "She has a mean mandetta after that whole drama with Chad & the stripper."
Mandetta by Nora Wrana May 30, 2008
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Dylan Mendetta 

Has sexual relations with his car and keeps tampons in his bag at school for the female friend he wants to rail
See Dylan Mendetta right there? He keeps feminine products in his bag
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manJetta 

A Jetta driven a suspected homosexual male, one step above a mangina. Can also be used for a man driving a Golf or VW Bug but will always be referred to as a manJetta.
"Dude, did you see John's manJetta."
"Yeah, I think he might be gay."
manJetta by Mike Honscience February 8, 2009
Italian version of Mary, Mother of Christ
The Virgin Mary in Italian is Manetta, or so i Hear.
Manetta by sevendigits June 4, 2009

manettaphor 

A metaphor of unusual clarity and sophistication, generally arising from the mind of an idiot savant Greek restauranteur. Can also originate when pharmacy degrees go unfinished. The robustness of the manettaphor is inversely proportional to its political correctness,
Guy 1: I need a drink bad. I am dry as a nun's nasty.

Guy 2: Duuuuuuuuude, quit with the manettaphors already.
manettaphor by thomas muster June 7, 2010
Mandett is a random girl that likes to bully people
Hey Mandett!
mandett by Theveryrandomguy123 January 30, 2017