Manopause 

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.

When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.

Manopause by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

Manopolitan 

1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge

A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.

I didn't want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so I ordered a Manopolitan instead

Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010

manboobs

Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.

King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.

manboobs by Mike April 22, 2004

mangopops 

The appropriate greeting to give your french homosexual friend who was once sexually abused by a platypus belonging to the ringmaster of german traveling vaudeville show...

"Oh no, here comes Pierre. Listen don't mention platypi around him, ok? Mangopops Pierre, how are ya?"

mangopops by Duckleberry Minn January 19, 2010

manbow 

A manbow is a very muscular or manly male who has incredibly big and/or girly eyes, to the point that he just ends up looking silly.

"You know, I thought that bodyguard over there was totally hot until he took off his sunglasses. Total manbow."

manbow by Grabbie May 17, 2007

Manopause 

A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.

Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,

He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch

"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"

"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"

Manopause by Bigabongo June 11, 2020

Manbound  

A Manbound is something a man must do when he does something that could be considered feminine or gay. It is like a rebound that only a man can do.

Oh shit, I just was just talking really gay on the phone to my girlfriend and my roommate Big Joe overheard me. I have to manbound by chugging a beer.

Manbound by tiger3420 March 9, 2009