by glasvegasspete September 13, 2008
To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious errors were made on his part, the malky factor takes over resulting in total failiure. This ability to destroy anything put in front of him baffles even the most intelligent persons, and reasearch is being counducted into how this can be done regardless of any care taken over preparation.
by Dogcatfish February 27, 2005
by Bobby Johnson May 20, 2004
A loser who has no life. Somebody who thinks he is cooler than he is. Somebody who jacks off in his cereal and laughs about it online at work. Somebody who has a big ass head.
by Darth Ignant January 6, 2005
"My Yorkshire Terrier female got caught by the next door neighbor's Maltese, so we decided to call them Malkies and sell them for hundreds of dollars."
by K9Trainer5 January 23, 2007
wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
by big_g April 4, 2006
a skank
malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck
by malkies berd is a junkie June 8, 2017