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A beautiful last name that belongs to Austin Carter Mahone. This last name is very special to me and my friends as he is our idol. The way you say this last name comes out of your mouth perfectly! He sings on youtube and his youtube is AustinMahone.
Me: "Has anyone heard of Austin Mahone?!"
Boy: "No. Who the HELL is that?!"
Me: "He's a boy who has the most perfect last name! Austin Carter Mahone. I LOVE his last name so much!!!"
Mahone by You can't know! December 17, 2012
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It means eat my ass in Gaelic.

If this is your last name then you a real one.
Only people who know a Mahone can talk to me.
Mahone by Eatmass December 8, 2020
This is extremely specific
A Mahone is a gastrointrointestinal event event consisting of the following four extremely specific requirements
A bowel movement

Is produced in one piece

That breaks water (ie is in contact with the bowl below and some significant proportion of air approximately 15 % which is clearly not merely floating)
Contains at a minimum one colonel of corn evident visually and

Is witnessed by one person not directly involved it the production of said Mahone.
I had a mahone last night after that big Santa Maria barbecue.
mahone by ktmman October 13, 2025

mahone Bay, Nova Scotia 

place. Rock-strewn Canadian fishing port a few inlets down from the more picturesque Peggy's Cove. Famous for exporting crabs in the summer and harbouring hardy yacht painters and stone sculptors over the long, dreary winters.

The isolation of frigid winters, when the inlet freezes and tourists cannot reach the island, has bred a certain ruggedness into the local folk who pass the dark winter evenings with their scrabble competitions, squid jigging and deboer knitting.

Delightful views of the "famous-six" churches are available from anywhere in town due to the lack of other buildings .

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Isn't that Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia I hear calling me?

No. I think that's Peggy's Cove again.

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia 

A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.
Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.

Alexander Mahone 

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.
"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"

pogue mahone 

pogue mahone by jpd February 2, 2004