Deliberate substitution for irony
. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".
Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
A complete and utter waste of time.
In days of old before womens emancipation, they used to spend their day ironing
(v)- to masturbate
the term originated in a small group of mmorpg
players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography
player 1: there he goes masturbating again
player 2: wtf
player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days