ironing 

Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?

ironing by LAN.gnome April 22, 2004

ironing 

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board

Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body

ironing by horsejackshit December 18, 2018

ironing 

A complete and utter waste of time.

In days of old before womens emancipation, they used to spend their day ironing

ironing by plasticpeopleeater June 28, 2007

ironing 

(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography

player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days

ironing by Dallan August 14, 2006

Ironing board booty 

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.

Damn, she got that ironing board booty

Ironing board booty by D4/^1d July 28, 2015

Ironing Board 

When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It

Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"

Ironing Board by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

Ironing from home 

A working arrangement where one interupts the domestic chores every 5 minutes to push the mouse a quarter inch, or glance at your inbox, hence giving the impression of doing some actual work work.

Look at the mess in my house! It's a good job I'm ironing from home tomorrow so I can get tidied up.

Ironing from home by Xyloph October 11, 2011