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Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious". Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony". Bart: Huh? |
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A complete and utter waste of time. In days of old before womens emancipation, they used to spend their day ironing
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(v)- to masturbate
the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography player 1: there he goes masturbating again
player 2: wtf i'm ironing player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days |
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