Mayobation 

Mayobation- To use mayo as a from of masterbation.

1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking its cum.
4) Using mayo as lube.

Mayobation by Joe Da Hoe April 21, 2006

Manovation 

When men innovate to bring the pleasures of being a man to everyday tasks that are otherwise boring.

Manovation: Jack Daniels BBQ scented soap, the beerfridge next to the crapper...

Manovation by h4b4n3r0 June 13, 2013

maycation 

On a vacation, may go back, may not

She’s been on a maycation for a month.

maycation by PepperK May 14, 2022

Mastobation 

Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.

Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!

Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?

Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!

-OR-

Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!

Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!

so on and so forth...

Mastobation by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011

mayeration 

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

mayeration by liz November 8, 2004

Macabation 

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

Macabation by filmzillz May 21, 2012

Mayobating 

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

Mayobating by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007