MIF

a MIF is a MILF without the L.
In other words, a mom that I fucked.

charlie: Damn look at Michele's mom she is such a MILF!
Me: Nah, she's a MIF on my list.

by osco50 March 14, 2008

MIF

Similar to MILF "Mum I'd Like To Fuck", however MIF stands for "Mum I Fucked".

Harry: Kenny your Mum's a MILF

Kenny: Oi!

Ryan: Kenny your Mum's a MIF

Kenny: ....

Ryan: ;)

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

MIF

Represents a description of woman, most likely the mother of a close friend, in a given point of time. MIFs are women who used to be known as MILFS. Mother I Fucked!

1.I enjoyed her transition from a MILF to a MIF very much.

2. Dude, did your mom tell you she aint a MILF any more?

3. Steve, I finally did Maja. - Whoww.. so she turned from a MILF into a MIF.

by Sakicman October 12, 2011

MIF

Mom I'd fuck. Precursor, and more concise form of, the term MILF that was around long before the movie American Pie

Even though matt's mom is sixty, she is still a MIF

by Augie50 July 14, 2006

Miffed

To be slightly irritated by something.

I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?

by PuttingItSimply August 23, 2017

miffed

To be slightly annoyed, specifically with someone or something.

Jane is a bit miffed with Sally.

by Katie October 8, 2003

miffed it

You fucked up, typically causing damage of property. Generally resulting in ridicule from close friends.

My sister totaled her car, she miffed it.

by sotsirh February 1, 2016