osco50's definitions

table texting

When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.

by osco50 August 1, 2008

Partake

A code word for using party drugs like cocaine or ecstasy

John: "Say, do you PARTAKE?"
Kira: "Why yes, I do!"

by osco50 August 18, 2010

MIF

a MIF is a MILF without the L.
In other words, a mom that I fucked.

charlie: Damn look at Michele's mom she is such a MILF!
Me: Nah, she's a MIF on my list.

by osco50 March 14, 2008