Cauc

The abbreviation of "Caucasian", however when someone calls you a Cauc, they aren't calling you white, but the equivalent to a white nigger.

Dave: You know what Steve, your a bit of a prick

Steve: Fuck off ya Cauc

by Dyaaar December 24, 2010

Hassle

Guy 1: Why aint you got a girlfriend mate?
Guy 2: Too much fucking hassle

by Dyaaar December 13, 2009

When somebody forgets to put the space between "blimey" and "your", and then you said "blimeyyour" out loud and sound like an absolute tit.

Guy 1: C'mon, lets carry him home

Guy2: Cor blimeyyour heavy.

by Dyaaar March 18, 2010

A blonde lady with extremely gorgeous legs, also the name of a song by "Flight of the Conchords"

Rhys: Leggy Blonde
Everyday I look across the office floor

There you where your hair down to your legs

And your legs down to the floor

by Dyaaar December 11, 2009

Similar to MILF "Mum I'd Like To Fuck", however MIF stands for "Mum I Fucked".

Harry: Kenny your Mum's a MILF

Kenny: Oi!

Ryan: Kenny your Mum's a MIF

Kenny: ....

Ryan: ;)

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

A word said by sad fucking prats to describe a girls nice boobs.

Sam: Ohh look after your boobies, they are boobylicious ;)

Girl: Eww.

by Dyaaar December 11, 2009

The act in which a boy has a posh wank (wanking with a condom on)

Leon: What you at when you get home mate?

Danny: Dunno mate, probs gonna go have a posh one

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009