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lesbophobia 

Hatred, fear and disgust towards lesbians.

This is quite common, especially in South Africa, where corrective rape happens.

Contrary to the popular belief that men love lesbians, it's actually the (straight) males who are the lesbophobes. They think they can turn them straight or they hate the overall masculine ones who mimic them & take their girls. Only few girls are lesbophobic, especially the religious nuts.
Look at this dyke. What is she wearing?

Keep your lesbophobia to yourself bastard. You're just jealous that her suit is nicer than yours dude.
lesbophobia by lesbophobia August 15, 2012

lasaphobia 

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."
lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

logophobia 

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia
“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."
logophobia by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.
Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.
ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

lupophobia 

Children are generally full of lupophobia.
lupophobia by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011