ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.

Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.

ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

lasaphobia 

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

lutraphobia 

Noun; present tense.

lutraphobia is the fear of those pesky creatures, otters. The subject of fear is those pesky teeth and sharp... fur. lol

dude 1: dude that otter is giving me the creeps

dude 2: clearly you have lutraphobia

dude 1: omgwtfbbq

dude 2: no kidding

lutraphobia by razza62 September 29, 2008

lupophobia 

abnormal dread of wolves.

Children are generally full of lupophobia.

lupophobia by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start

scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now

legaphobia by Scoot and benJAMIN July 26, 2020

Luanaphobia 

luanaphobia is when you don’t agree with her statements, opinions,ignore her attention seeking and be rude to her. most often shown by polls due to fear of her sometimes impulsive actions or in groupchats on twitter.

are there any cures?

improve your taste obviously.

person a : wow luana is sooo annoying

person b : that’s luanaphobia ! im breaking the moot

Luanaphobia by Luhuanaa September 21, 2020

Limaphobia 

The fear of liminal spaces.

I have limaphobia meaning I am scared of liminal spaces.

Limaphobia by LagZeroWords July 13, 2022