Lurpz 

Oral stimulation of the penis

New Latin lurpus-, luratio, from Latin lurare, lurpare, literally, to suck — more at feminine
First Known Use: circa 2009 AD

Due to Julien's prominent foreskin, giving the lurpz was quite difficult. On the bright side, I found a jelly bean.

Lurpz by Bemorestupider September 1, 2010

lurping 

The act of a meth addict searching for anything he/she can sell or trade for meth. Usually occuring during the hours of 12am and 4am. .

I went lurping for copper to sell to get a teener.

lurping by left apachejunction July 12, 2006

lurper 

A person (usually high on meth) who rummages through your belongings and steals some random, insignificant object like nail clippers or a pocketknife. Lurpers won't steal your stereo or television. They'll take your razor or cologne.

I told her not to bring that little lurper over here. Last time she took my pocketknife and all the q-tips!

lurper by livesanuk April 22, 2008

lurped 

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

lurped by YGproductions June 2, 2016

lurtz

The third most retarded person on Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboy. Voted the single biggest whiner on the mud, due to the fact he single handedly described how many steps it would take to get a communicator to say something IC. Also a huge racist.

(OOC) Lurtz: LotR was meant to give Anglo Saxons a more clearly defined ethnic past.

lurtz by Giraldus Van D'evic December 10, 2008

Lurzed 

A military term for the act of sneaking a partner or lover into a private area via the trunk of ones car.

You lurzed her into the base?
He said he would try Lurzing me into the hangar!

Lurzed by Schu In January 18, 2019

Lurpy 

(adj.) someone, esp. male in early- to mid-adulthood, who is lanky, gangly and physically awkward

toppling redhead
you stepped on my toe again
lurpy encounter

Lurpy by abby November 13, 2003