lurtz

The third most retarded person on Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboy. Voted the single biggest whiner on the mud, due to the fact he single handedly described how many steps it would take to get a communicator to say something IC. Also a huge racist.

(OOC) Lurtz: LotR was meant to give Anglo Saxons a more clearly defined ethnic past.

lurtz by Giraldus Van D'evic December 10, 2008

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami 

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

luhtzo 

fucking nerd that eats cheese pizza; is a virgin.

luhtzo you fucking idiot

luhtzo by luhtzo May 31, 2013

Frank Luntz 

A fat Republican pollster who wears a really bad toupee.

Frank Luntz was on Fox News last night and his toupee was nearly blown off.

Frank Luntz by Soup Lover May 8, 2009

Matt Lutz 

An awful humanities teacher who likes the dolphins and will do anything to make your day that much worse. Jkjk, Matt Lutz is an amazing humanities teacher who has a great sense of humor but still likes the dolphins so that’s bad, we love you Lutz

Charlie is Matt Lutz’s 32nd favorite student

Matt Lutz by CharlieTaylor November 12, 2019

Lutz Goons

A brotherhood similar to the knights of Camelot, they are a force to be reckoned with in Hillsborough County Florida. Most known for throwing exceptionally amazing parties, having lots of sex, and fighting. These 16-19 year old men are almost all white and very privileged as well as highly educated and very very attractive. They are composed of the lutz drug kingpens and the future of the United States' international drinking team to say the very least. To become a lutz goon you must present a five paragraph essay explaining how you would be an asset to the group. The famous slogan they use is " one swing we all swing."

Girl: " I just wish you were a part of the Lutz Goons Rod, then I'd actually believe that you are a fighter and a ladies man."

Rod: " it's not that easy, those kids scare me right down to my knickers."

Girl: " Wow they aren't lying, you are such a pussy."

Lutz Goons by Quiza June 10, 2013

Lutz Shower 

When a person spends 30-60 minutes, or even more in the shower. Activities include; playing with the shower users own penis, and/or wasting time while your friends wait for you.

Forest: What the hell is Matt doing?

Michael: He said he was in the shower like 30 minutes ago.

Forest: Of course, he is taking a Lutz shower!

Michael: Typical!

Lutz Shower by alphabetsouper July 21, 2010