15 definitions by Rufus

We fen' to cruise the hood tonight lookin for the cop.

That cop was top notch lat night.
by Rufus June 27, 2003
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Smells Like Figa,,
by Rufus October 13, 2003
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Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.
I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.
by Rufus April 14, 2003
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Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers
Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag
by Rufus December 4, 2014
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When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."
"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."
by Rufus June 28, 2003
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Passed-the-fuck-out. A party term usually referring to the state of unconsciousness as a result of too much alcohol.
by Rufus February 27, 2003
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