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Longtail 

A person or persons that seek the termination of anothers profile on a social networking website through the usage of the help and safety tool.
TheSuperDug: dave i reported all your comments rofl

TheBigfishcatcher01: ye longtail ye
Longtail by theuser1234 April 10, 2011

longtail 

Noun - Manx English.

Comes from a taboo on the Isle of Man where it is extremely bad luck to say the word "rat".
Manxman: I saw a bunch of longtails stuck together on the subway.

New Yorker: You wha...?

Manxman: Longtails, the hairy ones. The fat hairy ones.
longtail by chlevy November 30, 2024

lonytail 

A unisex hair style in which a person has no other hair on their head with the exception of a patch of hair that is pulled into a ponytail.
Yeah, he shaved it all off except for the ponytail at the back of his head! What a gross lonytail!
lonytail by Uncle D Dot June 3, 2011
Longtails is the craziest loveable thing you'll ever meet. You'll most likely find him in a welly humid terrain. He can be the best tiny little lizard you'll ever find. He is the cutest little lizard. He sadly has died and you cannot find him.
"Have you heard of longtails' death?
"He was so cute!"
longtails by Lizard lover February 9, 2021

Long tail 

A LONG TAIL is a definition for rat commonly used on the Isle of Man. This phrase can be used as an insult to someone who is acting “ratty”
Oh Joe bloggs. He’s a long tail
Long tail by Purplehashbrown March 12, 2024

longtalkcytocin 

The oxytocin mood boost that comes from a long, heart-to-heart conversation.
I talked to my new girlfriend for hours this morning and now I have that longtalkcytocin high.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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