chuzzle

the act of giving head with pop rocks and soda in the mouth

Amanda wants to chuzzle Shaant becuase he is in a band.

by envious77 June 20, 2008

chuzzle

a woman with a hairy beaver who makes weird noises during sex

yeah, that hippie chick i was with last night, she was a bit of a chuzzle. at first i couldn't even find my way and then i thought there was a frikin ferret in the room or something

by chvu September 8, 2006

chuzzle

verb. to intake so much alcohol that one becomes so drunk that one needs sex. RIGHT NOW!!!

Friend 1: Dude, how much has (friend 3) been drinking?
Friend 2: I don't know, but he's gonna chuzzle pretty soon.
Friend 3: SEX. NOW. DROP THE PANTS.
Friend 4: Oh god, why'd he choose me?

by Prplman May 14, 2009

Chuzzle

The act of two men rubbing their beards gently and affectionately against one another, like two cats nuzzling.

(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)

Oh man, I was at a party the other night, and my boyfriend chuzzled this guy with an amazing beard, and it was delightful.

by Britbacca May 7, 2019

Chuzzle

A synonym for 'G' or 'Drilla'; used to refer to a friend

Wagwan my Chuzzle!

by milf luvr June 2, 2021

Chuzzle

A furry creature with two huge eyes and no nose or mouth.
They exist in a computer game where you must get 3 in a row to make them disappear. When you click the chuzzle it shakes

I only need to get rid of the red chuzzle now.

by blondiiiii247 March 31, 2010

Chuzzle

a polite verb that refers to the act of doing the dirty, followed by a session of cuddling! the Ch in the word represents the cuddling with its soft sound. The uzzle represents doing the dirty.

Because Katie is a freak, she loves to Chuzzle. She especially enjoys the uzzle part!

by Daney May 1, 2007