Lolmops

A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.

Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.

Lolmops by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009

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LOLMONSTER

A LOLMONSTER is someone who is very funny and tells many jokes. He/She is always the funniest person in the room and can make anyone laugh at anytime.

Bob: Dude, here comes the LOLMONSTER
LOLMONSTER: Hey guys, whats up?
Everyone: HAHAHAH, you're hilarious.

LOLMONSTER by chunky luhv 37 May 3, 2010

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Lolmonster

Something you say when you hear a joke that is utterly and insanely hilarious. An awesome word used by only awesome people. If you make fun of someone who uses this word, you are lame because it is the coolest word in the universe.

Boy: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

Brunette: I dont know , tell me.

Boy: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Brunette: OMG.... lolmonster!!! such an epic joke!!

Lolmonster by MarilenaAwesome March 29, 2011

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loloops

A combination of the term lol and the 'oh, crap' realization of oops, as obvious as it sounds; To laugh at one's own mishap.

Admin: You posted in the wrong board.
Member: loloops
Admin: S'ok. I'll move it.
Member: thx.
Admin: No problem.

loloops by Omio April 30, 2009

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lolpops

An expression of laughter used mostly by cute people.
From the word 'lol'; should not to be confused with 'lollipops'.

M: I totally can't wait for that new programming book to come out!
K: lolpops, you nerd!
M: ...mmm...lollipops...

lolpops by Flatland_Kid November 26, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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