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Lockley by Lockley March 31, 2005
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Harrison lockley 

2ft tall world champion dancer , spends his time listening to Rex yellow town, has the most juicy voluptuous phattest lisp and u can find him on the ceiling .
Wow Harrison lockley is very good dancer you should have seen him at the fury convention.
Harrison lockley by Drawcauseimawhore September 16, 2020

Jake Lockley 

Jake Lockley is an alter of the DID System that is often called the " Moon Knight System" or the "Moon System".
Jake Lockley, Marc Spector and Steven Grant (depending on which comic or if we're talking about the TV show "Moon Knight", Mr. Knight and Moon Knight too) are members of that system.

In the comics Jake Lockley is known for his friendship with Gena Landers and Bertrand Crawley, but even more so for his flat cap and fake moustache.

In the TV show, Jake Lockley has made an appearance in the post-credit scene. It is also known that it was Jake who was trapped in the other sarcophagus in the end of episode 4.

It was also Jake Lockley in the beginning of episode 5 during the "therapy session" with "Doctor" Harrow and the one who said "And as tempting it is to accept your diagnosis, Doc..." in the end of episode 6.
Jake Lockley was fronting several times in episode 3 and episode 6.
Jake Lockley is not evil. She will simply do anything to protect Steven and Marc and make sure they're safe.
Jake Lockley is the most precious soul.
Jake Lockley is amazing and she deserves to be happy.

Jake Lockley uses any pronouns, but prefers she/her pronouns.
Jake Lockley by Hell's Vigilante August 15, 2022

A Jake Lockley 

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.

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Bad Poison Lockey

An exclamation of pain, and/or anger directed at an object (usually hard) that has been run into / banged. Hitting back the object while saying "Bad Poison Lockey" feels good.
"Ouch!... Bad Poison Lockey"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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